Think PINK and butt cream!

So its been ummm forever since I have written a blog post. This is due to so many factors a big one being my computer was out of commission. Anywho I am up and running and ready to write so my whole five followers can read my blog post!

Today we found out some very very very exciting news! We are do to have a baby girl October 6th! Yikes every time I say it it gets a little more real. The youngest and only girl, this should be interesting. I tell ya I have never been a pink person but bring it on just simple because I can!!!!

Okay so now for one of the chaotic moments in my house (like that ever ends). While I am cooking dinner tonight Rio (the youngest) decides to get a whole tube of desitin and proceed to smear it literally from head too toe! So obviously that calls for emergency stop everything your doing (cooking dinner) bath time. Well about the second I turn the burners off here comes the black puppy Nesta who is now mostly white! You may be asking is there really that much butt cream in one tube??? Well I'm here to tell you there is a new meaning to a little goes a long way! So yes bath time has began, Rio first . Desitin does not easily wash off obviously its meant to protect little bottoms. I finally get Rio clean, he still slighty smells like the cream but I think that will go away over time. Now it's Nesta's turn which I'm a tad bit nervous about being as though it's her first bath. She did awesome and I think actually enjoyed it. So while I am giving Nesta a bath I assume the boys are watching t.v., ha what the hell was I thinking!!! Orion comes running in MOM MOM Rio has something bad. Picture this......wet soapy dog in bath two year old in living room no where in sight with apparently "something bad" this something Orion can not articulate. So obviously safety first I make the on the spot decision to run to the living room. Yes you guessed soapy wet dog is right behind me which is the least of my worries at this point. There stands Rio naked with food coloring! My carpet looks like a damn tye dye experiment! Oh and notice earlier I never said how I went to see if the butt cream was anywhere else hahahaha yep you guessed it little spots all over the middle of the carpet amongst other things. I pulled myself together put nesta back in the bath finally finished up with that. Obviously solution to carpet get out the steam cleaner, yes we had to actually buy one of these a while back due to our children renting one just didn't cut it at a certain point. Well not that long ago I let my 21 yr old brother borrow the steam cleaner. Well who knows what he used it for and I don't want to know but I will tell you this, it was the most god awful smell when I opened that thing up that I have ever smelled in my life! Lets not forget I'm pregnant and the gag reflex is going strong! So now my cleaner is in pieces in bath tub soaking in cleaner. Now I sit here and write because this is my cheap version of therapy while my darling little Angels (heathens) are fast a sleep in their beds. Yep my day in a nut shell.......sigh.

Any suggestions on removing food coloring????